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7 Reasons Why You Should Never Adopt Or Rescue A Dog

  • 16/03/2015

Why adopt a dog when you can, like, just buy one at the store or whatever? Here are seven reasons why you should never adopt a rescue dog, like, ever:

 

1. You don't like saving lives

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There are over 8 million homeless dogs in the world, many of them will die without one, why would you want to help one?

 

2. You don't like cuddles

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Rescue dogs appreciate the second chance and are often extra affectionate. Pffff, who wants that? Needy!

 

3. You don't like forming strong emotional bonds with dogs

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You're going to care about another living being, it's going to care about you and urgh, sounds like work, right?

4. You don't like dogs that are already housetrained

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C'mon, cleaning up poop and pee is fun. It's like, totally organic and stuff.

5. You don't like mutts

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Unique looking dogs that are genetically stronger than most pure-breds, please. Brand name dogs only, please.

6. You don't like endless face kisses

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All that slobber and affection, um.. ew, gross, no.

7. You don't enjoy a beautiful life lesson in compassion

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Who needs a life lesson in compassion about a beautiful bond that happens when you save another living beings life? Like, seriously. Laaaaaame.

Here's a high-five to all you rescue dog people. Thanks for saving a life!

Why adopt a dog when you can, like, just buy one at the store or whatever? Here are seven reasons why you should never adopt a rescue dog, like, ever:

 

1. You don't like saving lives

rescue1

 

There are over 8 million homeless dogs in the world, many of them will die without one, why would you want to help one?

 

2. You don't like cuddles

rescue2

 

Rescue dogs appreciate the second chance and are often extra affectionate. Pffff, who wants that? Needy!

 

3. You don't like forming strong emotional bonds with dogs

rescue3

 

You're going to care about another living being, it's going to care about you and urgh, sounds like work, right?

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Comments (2)

Said this on 10/10/2016 At 07:54 am

Liked this post - thanks for sharing! I agree on all the contexts of what you can benefit from having rescue dogs. Although the "trained" part can be a hit or miss - depends on the type of household the pup grew into.

Said this on 03/10/2015 At 03:03 pm

Love this blog post.. <3 Wasn't happy when I saw the title and then read it.  Fantastic and creative. 

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